Viking Raiders T-Shirt — Pillage & Plunder Skills To Pay The Bills
Viking Raiders T-Shirt — Pillage & Plunder Skills To Pay The Bills
Old-world raiding, modern-day bills. This Viking Raiders T-Shirt gives the sea-rover spirit a tongue-in-cheek twist with its Pillage & Plunder Skills To Pay The Bills slogan. The Gildan 5000's medium-weight fabric and classic unisex shape make it an easy everyday choice for history lovers who prefer their Norse humour worn with a grin.
Pull it on for a market day, a relaxed gathering or a weekend with fellow Viking enthusiasts. Tubular-knit construction gives it a clean drape, while a ribbed collar and shoulder tape help the shirt keep its shape.
Product features
- Gildan 5000 classic unisex adult fit, available in sizes S–5XL
- Medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Cotton fabric in solid colours; fibre composition can vary by colour
- Tubular-knit construction with no side seams
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Printed Pillage & Plunder Skills To Pay The Bills slogan
- Available in thirteen colours: Charcoal, Light Blue, Light Pink, Maroon, Navy, Royal, Sand, Sport Grey, White, Yellow Haze, Black, Forest Green and Military Green
- Made in Nicaragua
Size guide
Measurements in inches. Sleeve length is measured from the centre back.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve length (from centre back) | Size tolerance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 15.10 | 1.50 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 16.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 18.00 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 19.50 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 21.00 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 22.40 | 1.50 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 23.70 | 1.50 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 25.00 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Frequently asked questions
Is this t-shirt unisex?
Yes. It has a classic unisex adult fit, available in sizes S–5XL.
What colours are available?
Choose from Charcoal, Light Blue, Light Pink, Maroon, Navy, Royal, Sand, Sport Grey, White, Yellow Haze, Black, Forest Green and Military Green.
What is the fabric like?
The Gildan 5000 has medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) and a classic shape for everyday wear. Its tubular-knit body has no side seams, with a ribbed collar and shoulder tape for structure.
What does the slogan mean?
Pillage & Plunder Skills To Pay The Bills is a playful clash of Viking raider imagery and modern working life. It is intended as Norse humour, not a historical claim. Explore the history behind the slogan in The Fury of the Northmen — How the Great Heathen Army Changed England Forever, our look at the Viking army that reshaped Anglo-Saxon England.
Is this suitable as a gift?
Yes. It is a light-hearted choice for Viking enthusiasts, history lovers and anyone who enjoys a historical joke, with thirteen colours and sizes S–5XL to choose from.
Is this design available as a sweatshirt?
Yes. Discover the matching Viking Raiders Sweatshirt — Pillage & Plunder Skills To Pay The Bills, made on the Gildan 18000 with a medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and everyday comfort. Its classic unisex adult fit is available in sizes S–2XL and eleven colours.
Compliance & Product Information
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings & Hazard: Made in Nicaragua. For adults only.
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low heat, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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